今年最喪的20句話全在這丨獨家英譯拿好不謝

　　來源：滬江英語 知乎日報

　　不久前，傳說中的喪茶在上海開張了，簡直不要太火，

　　

　　最近，這種唯恐天下不亂的人又開起了「愛無能小酒館」，

　　喪能力有過之而無不及，

　　

　　

　　似乎一夜間全國人都不喝雞湯了，全都一轉身喜歡上了破罐子破摔。

　　這也不難理解啦，

　　人生已經如此艱難，何不落井下石？？

　　為了順應這種歷史潮流，英大給大家搜羅來了今年最喪的20個句子，

　　祝大家喪得精緻。

　　01「

　　你以為有錢人很快樂嗎？

　　他們的快樂你根本想象不到

　　You think the rich are happy?

　　No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.」02「

　　別灰心

　　人生就是這樣起起落落落落

　　落落落落落落落落落落落落

　　落落落落落落落落落落

　　Don't be discouraged.

　　Life is full of ups and downs,

　　and all the downs after those downs.」03「

　　有些人出現在你的生命里

　　是為了告訴你：你真好騙

　　Some people come to you in your life

　　to make you know that you are such an easy target.」04「

　　比一個人吃火鍋更寂寞的是

　　一個人沒有錢吃火鍋

　　What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?

　　That you can't even afford the chafingdish.」05「

　　你不努力一下

　　怎麼知道什麼叫絕望呢？

　　If you don't try,

　　how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?」06「

　　男女之間一定有純真的友誼

　　因為每一個認識我的女生

　　都說最多只能跟我做朋友

　　There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.

　　Because every girl I know told me that

　　we could only be friends.」07「

　　不要沒完沒了地修圖

　　你現實中長得不好看我們都知道

　　Don't photoshop yourself again and again.

　　We know you look ugly in reality.」08「

　　你無法用錢買到幸福

　　因為你沒有錢

　　You can't buy happiness with money,

　　Because you don't have money.」09「

　　最怕你一生碌碌無為

　　還安慰自己平凡可貴

　　The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life

　　and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.」10「

　　不要看別人表面上一帆風順

　　實際上，他們背地裡，也是一帆風順

　　Some people seem to have everything.

　　In fact, they do have everything.」11「

　　受夠了又肥又丑的自己嗎？

　　快去健身房吧，光丑就行了

　　Tired of being fat and ugly?

　　Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!」12「

　　你無法叫醒一個不回你消息的人

　　但是紅包可以

　　You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.

　　But money can.」13「

　　雖然你單身

　　但你胖若兩人

　　Though you're single,

　　you occupy twice the space.」14「

　　好女孩只得到了好字

　　而漂亮女孩卻得到了所有

　　A good girl has good reputation.

　　A pretty girl has everything.」15「

　　愛笑的女生運氣不會太差

　　說實話，如果一個女生運氣一直不好

　　我不知道她怎麼笑得出來

　　A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.

　　Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.」16「

　　喜歡一個人就去表白

　　萬一成備胎了呢

　　If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.

　　There's a chance that you become the Plan B.」

　　17「

　　哪有什麼選擇困難症

　　還不是因為窮

　　There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.

　　You are just being poor.」18「

　　你只知道人家化妝比你好看

　　卻不知道，她們卸了妝

　　不僅比你好看，皮膚還吹彈可破

　　You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.

　　What you don't know is:

　　underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.」19「

　　為什麼總是天妒英才呢？

　　因為沒人管笨蛋活多久

　　Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?

　　Because no one bother caring about idiots.」20「

　　當上帝給你關上一扇門

　　他還會順便把窗子也一起關了

　　When God closes a door for you,

　　he'd close the windows all together.」