課堂對話

kylelong · 發表於 2010-9-20 06:44

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said,"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked,"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,"Then you ask him."

（ZT）

真水無香紫金媛 · 發表於 2010-9-20 18:16

課堂上，老是問狐狸精是什麼？小明回答說：是我家對門的鄰居阿姨，我媽常這麼說的！

kylelong · 發表於 2010-9-20 20:40

真水無香紫金媛: 課堂上，老是問狐狸精是什麼？小明回答說：是我家對門的鄰居阿姨，我媽常這麼說的！

散落的雪 · 發表於 2010-9-21 06:15

hehe, very funny...

kylelong · 發表於 2010-9-21 06:31

散落的雪: hehe, very funny...

混水狼外婆 · 發表於 2010-9-26 08:25

課堂上，歷史老師問秦滅六國的次序, 小生回答說：韓趙魏...
小女生搶答:喊趙薇去演戲(楚燕齊)!

kylelong · 發表於 2010-9-27 06:56

混水狼外婆: 課堂上，歷史老師問秦滅六國的次序, 小生回答說：韓趙魏...
小女生搶答:喊趙薇去演戲(楚燕齊)!