Another Job application

This is an actual job application, a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florda... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Morris

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. Be seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky,I would be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: US $ 185,000 a tear plus stock options. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target of middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

HOUR AVAILABLE TO WORK; Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILL: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER: If I had one, would I be here.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO50 LBS: 50 lbs of what..

DO YOU HAVE A CAR: I think the more appropriate question here would be ( Do you have a car that runs)

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE: On the job no, my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dump sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE: Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

heheh, it's really fabulous~~~
if I were the boss I wouldn't hire such a person.

Mcjob is the typical lowest pay job cite of all, it is always been most people's last consideration, if McDonalds are shortage of hand, no matter what you write in your application form, you'll still get hired.