Men N Women

The following joke from a friend might offend some people, nice females or nice males, which is absolutely not my intention. Just try to read the words of wisdom, JUST WORDS, PLEASE ! you will appreciate it.

Enjoy !!

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Men n Women
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Women think about men as follows:

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Women think about men as follows:

Nice girls are fat.
Nice girls who aren't fat are nice to you only if they think you're gay.
Nice girls who aren't fat and who don't think you're gay are waiting for someone better than you.
Nice girls who aren't fat and aren't waiting for someone better than you are career women.
Career women don't have sex.
Career women who do have sex don't have sex very often.
Nice girls who will have sex with you whenever you want cost about $500 a go.
Girls who don't drain your wallet for sex usually send you broke anyway just for being your girlfriend.
Girls who want to have sex with you more than you want to have sex with them are at least 5 years older than you.
Girls who are nice and young don't want
to have sex at all until they're older.
Nice girls who don't have sex with you talk way too much.
Girls that don't talk too much don't talk at all !
Girls that don't have money make you spend all yours on them.
Girls that DO have money make you spend all yours on them!

Can't live with em, can't live without em.

what the hell is this..

no intent's talk

men are from earth, women are from earth, we get to deal with it.