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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to
LA.When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of ese are you?"
Confused, the Japanese replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what
you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, Then yelled, "What kind of -ese are
you...Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied,
"Oh, I am Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What
kind. Of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what Kind of
'-key' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
Lesson I - Never insult anyone.
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"There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a British and a
French, Who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he
said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and
jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted
"WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was
so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's
turn, he did the same and shouted," VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
contented with is beer pool.
The last is the British. He was running towards the pool then
suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHI@!!!!!!!........."
Lesson II - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes what you say accidentally does happen.
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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way
to meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is Granted three wishes but as you
are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. " fufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to
be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "fufffff, and he
was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office
after lunch".
Lesson III - "Always allow the bosses to speak first" |
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