標題: CATS [列印本頁] 作者: newsphinx 時間: 2004-8-7 14:30 標題: CATS 1) Cats do what they want, when they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whine.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave their hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats作者: jcais 時間: 2004-8-9 19:19
just a reminder to newsphinx,
our ban-zhu BELL is a young girl, better don't get to her nerve.
:p作者: newsphinx 時間: 2004-8-9 20:27
nothing to worry about, I remember there are some good reasons why to be the woman:
They got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for them.
They can scare male bosses with mysterious body disorder excuses.
They don't look like a frog in a blender when they dance.
If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
They have the ability to dress themselves.
They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
They'll never regret piercing their ears.
They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
They can make comment about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
.............作者: 平安貝兒 時間: 2004-8-10 00:45
newsphinx, i have to ask if you are a specialist of Cat and Woman? your comments on both are absolutely right somehow!
i like cat because the reason you listed as 1 2 3 4 5 6 8, but i disagree with you with those pionts for Woman.
i don't kown what woman is, but i would like to ask, do you think a cat-like woman could bring you some unexpected happiness besides frustration sometimes?
That's why your life colorful!作者: 平安貝兒 時間: 2004-8-10 00:46
by the way, I like cat very very very much!作者: newsphinx 時間: 2004-8-10 17:28
You can ask anything, Belle, I don't have to be a specialist of cat and woman. I have 3 sisters with 2 pet cats and a dog at home, apparently,I just state what I saw and I already look like a spec. it is all true facts from what I had posted.
When they all gone for their dates,the phone line is clear and I can sit and watch tv quietly, I might say it's the happiness to me,
Just thinking about dogs:
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
can't think of anymore......
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
All girls like cats,I trust,作者: Blue Ivy 時間: 2004-8-10 17:56
hehe~~, not bad at all.作者: 平安貝兒 時間: 2004-8-11 02:35
anyway, newsphinx, you LOOK LIKE a specialist of woman, man, cats and dogs!
i had 7 cats and 3 dogs accompanying me during 16 years. one of the dogs lived for 13 years and it had been my best best friend in the world.
i have no sisters and brothers, i wish i had sisters and brothers and pets at home, because of the Family Planning Policy, i had been the single Child grown up lonely in the family. That's why i have not got to the conclusion as you have got yet.
have to say, i like dogs very very much too! 作者: newsphinx 時間: 2004-8-11 18:03
That explains.....
I like dogs but couldn't afford having another one again, just to avoid the heartbreaking, so to speak. I used to have a white Pekingese for 4 years and I took her to work sometimes. One day she greeted me in front of the house and was run over by a car. I was sad for a long time, I had her cremated and brought the urn home.
Consider this, maybe we set up a kennel somewhere as a business to run.
