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1．we two who and who？
>> 咱倆誰跟誰阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
>> 怎麼是你,怎麼老是你？
3．you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
>> 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4．you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
>> 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5．hello everybody ! if you have something to say,then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏，無事退朝
6．you me you me .
>> 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你給我站住！
8．know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之為知之，不知為不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
>> 表妹
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
>> 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11． American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
>> 車禍現場描述
13． heart flower angry open
>> 心花怒放
14． go past no mistake past
>> 走過路過，不要錯過
15． 小明：I am sorry!
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three!
>> 老外：What are you sorry for?
>> 小明：I am sorry five!
16． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
>> 要錢沒有，要命一條
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大，今年25。
18． you have two down son。你有兩下子。
19． as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠！！！！
20． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
昨天來了個外國人，進到辦公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，
只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的：「Hello?「
外國人：「Hi.「
前台小姐：「You have what thing?「(你有什麼事？)
外國人：「Can you speak Eng-lish?「(你會講英語嗎)
前台小姐：「If I not speak English， I am speaking what?「(如果我不會說，那我現在說的什麼)
外國人：「Can anybody else speak English? 「(還有誰能講英語嗎)
前台小姐：「You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go.「(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都沒空，你願意等就等，不願意就走你)
外國人：「Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?「(我的上帝，這兒有誰會說英語嗎)
前台小姐：「Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing.「(喊什麼喊，安靜點，你到底有什麼事)
老外：「I want to speak to your head.「(我想和你的領導談談)
前台小姐：「Head not zai.You tomorrow come.「(頭兒不在，明再來吧) |
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