A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home....
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete....
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one....
I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland....
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player....
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her....
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white....
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me....
What makes you think that? I got proof....
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom....
I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"....作者: susan 時間: 2006-10-14 06:32
Ha, I like it!
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