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標題: 需要好好W英文的原因 [列印本頁]

作者: agateyue    時間: 2006-6-7 10:03
標題: 需要好好W英文的原因
一)

一位在美的留W生,想要考H{照。

在考r因檫^於o,看到地上司是向左D。

他不放心的道:turn left?

O考官回答:Right!於是他立刻向右D。

很抱歉他只有下次再懟

(二)

某人刻苦W英Z,K有小成。

一日上街不慎與一老外相撞,忙f:I am sorry.

老外潰I am sorry too.

某人後又道:I am sorry three.

老外不解,:What are you sorry for?

某人o奈,道:I am sorry five.

(三)

某男,亦粗通英文,至使^,有表要填,有一謔sex。

男思之久已, 毅然下P:Once a week。

C官^后暴笑,曰:This item should be filled in with male or female.

男Dr赧,思之,填下sFemale.

官楞之,曰:Shouldn't it be male?

男急曰:I am a normal man, so i have sex with female.
作者: Mythologist    時間: 2006-6-8 05:44
標題: Even English is no problem, still a brain is needed. Hehe...
After looking at his mother's driver license, a child said to her, "I know why you are divorced with father, you flunked in your sex." (There is an "F" for sex.)




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