「What makes more noise than a pig in the sty？」
「Two pigs．」
「豬圈裡什麼東西會比一頭豬鬧出更大的聲音來？」
「兩頭豬。」
Stupid Question
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city． Every day，thousands of people passed his door， and a lot of them stopped and said to him，"What's the time， please?"
After a few months, Dan said to himself，"I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more．I'm going to go to a shop and buy a big clock．Then I'm going to put it up on the wall here．" He bought a clock and put it up on the wall．
"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time，" he said happily． But after that， a lot of people stopped everyday,looked at the clock and then said to Dan，"Is that clock right?"
愚蠢的問題
丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天，有數千人經過他的門口。其中許多人停下來問他：「請問，現在幾 點？」
幾個月後，丹自言自語：「我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了。我要去商店買一隻大鐘。然後把它掛在這兒的牆上。」他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。
「現在人們不會再停下來問我時間了。」他快活地說。可是打那以後，每天許多人都停下來，看看鐘，然後問丹：「這鐘准嗎？」作者: 丫頭 時間: 2006-3-17 14:41
My Wife Will Exchange Them
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
"Cloth or leathert" asked the salesperson.
"Makes no difference. "replied customer.
"What color?" asked the clerk.
"Any." he responded.
"Size?"
"Give me whatever you prefer," the gentleman said slightly exasperated. "My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them."