標題: 女孩子應該記住的英文 [列印本頁] 作者: 蝸牛的家 時間: 2005-10-19 21:16 標題: 女孩子應該記住的英文 [CENTER]The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帥。
The handsome men are not nice.
帥男人不好。
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結婚了。
Men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.
不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we are only after their money.
不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢。
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don』t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮。
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帥又有點錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏害羞而且從不採取行動。
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些從不主動的男人一旦我們採取主動就對我們失去興趣。[/CENTER]作者: Adelyn 時間: 2005-10-20 12:42
so do make sure he is just a little overly shy and will eventually respond to your persistent effort.
[:445:]作者: baby 時間: 2005-10-21 18:16
呵呵....好的男人都沒啦....作者: Adelyn 時間: 2005-10-22 08:43
baby，怎麼能這樣說呢？世界另一半該多傷心啊！ [:495:]作者: bluepolish 時間: 2005-10-22 19:30
好男人有啊！ 等女同胞們有了兒子時可以慢慢培養阿。作者: Adelyn 時間: 2005-10-23 05:06
對了，我同事的兒子（帥哥）去上大學了，她好開心的，也好像有時候會很想，能感覺到。作者: anomon 時間: 2005-10-31 00:42
>The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and >thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
>The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
>on(you are sure it's on not in?) us when we take the initiative.
According to such logic, shy men DESERVE to be single for life. Alas, the bias for alpha males, the necessesity to perform the mating ritual, all those things that have persisted for millions of years from the earliest hominids, as a part of humanity till this day.
Looks like we really need an International Club of Perennial Bachelors.
P.S. - Many sterotypes for for men and only one for women. Great generalization.作者: 處女 時間: 2005-10-31 05:21
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些從不主動的男人一旦我們採取主動就對我們失去興趣。作者: jzhou5 時間: 2005-10-31 12:53
蝸牛,最好不要誤導還未成家的女性.得罪了.