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一個中國男人

作者:8288  於 2012-6-28 06:02 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

作者分類:網路文摘|通用分類:英文分享|已有8評論

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new 
Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
 
 
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.' 
 

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回復 fanlaifuqu 2012-6-28 06:16
Why Chinese? Just curious.
回復 kissmyass 2012-6-28 06:34
I'd like to find which bank this is :)  I need a lot of day by day loan when I go NYC
回復 tangremax 2012-6-28 06:42
我要想想。
回復 雲間鶴 2012-6-28 06:48
Why Chinese? Just curious. (ZT)
回復 fuji 2012-6-28 07:23
聰明
回復 天涯看客 2012-6-28 09:25
早就聽說過這個笑話,說的是猶太人吧。。。
回復 yulinw 2012-6-28 16:51
   是誇呢~~?
回復 wcat 2012-7-2 08:25
It is written in poor English.

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