Birthday My office has a stupid tradition. On birthdays, everyone chips in and buy a gift for the person who has the birthday. We find a time everyone can join then sing the birthday song and give the gift to the birthday girl or guy. Unfortunately we are not supposed to say what kind of present [ ...閱讀全文 ]
根據英國權威機構QS評選出的本年度最優秀大學排行榜. 前十名名單如下: Les dix meilleures universités au monde selon QS: 1- University of Cambridge (Royaume-Uni) 2- Harvard University (tats-Unis) 3- Massachussetts Institute of Te [ ...閱讀全文 ]
Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to l [ ...閱讀全文 ]
These are the top 17 bumper stickers that everyone wants to see. Jesus loves you .. but everyone else thinks you are an ass Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." The proctologist called ... they found your head [ ...閱讀全文 ]
Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and [ ...閱讀全文 ]
don't laugh, it is real. see what happens on a school's answering machine in Autralia. kG9C5iroSMw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG9C5iroSMw [ ...閱讀全文 ]
好友搬家到了美國北卡.現在她想買汽車保險.加拿大和美國有協議,兩國的駕駛記錄互相承認.因為她已經有了8年的加拿大開車記錄,in her case,在評估保費時, 她應該按8年的老手算.可問了幾個BROKER之後,他們的回復是即使她有8年駕齡,她仍然要付2600$ FOR HALF YEAR WHICH DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.所以她想問作為一個沒有 [ ...閱讀全文 ]
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person [ ...閱讀全文 ]