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腦殘遊記:俄州 Cedar Point 過萬聖節 (下)

作者:清夢星河  於 2014-10-31 10:30 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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走累了。正准備坐下小憩。。

 

一位老婆婆駝著背蹣跚過來。銀亂的蛇發遮住她的臉。

她雙手顫悠悠伸到我面前,用嘶啞深沉的聲音說:喝吧,這裡面是你今生流過的眼淚。

咱不愧是屢戰屢敗的哭貨,她雙手居然捧了個加大號鴛鴦浴缸。

孟婆,只喝一小口行不行?」 話音間,咱塞了兩張雷得嘎嘎演唱會門票到老婆婆手裡。

她斜眼偷瞄,帶著狐疑的表情低聲問:多少錢一張?」

六百美刀。特票、前三排,大小鬼們的超級偶像。閻王爺那裡我都只留了一張。

孟婆頓時青絲飛舞、喜笑顏開,輕輕揮手,似感激又似送別。

 

喝湯再過前邊的橋,這些風花雪月的痴心男女,轉眼會變成瘋花血月的吃心男女。

夠刺激、重口味,按捺不住內心深處的邪惡靈魂 

一行人爭先恐後,湧入地獄的大門。

 

腦殘遊記:色膽包天的萬聖節 (下) 

 

陰風凄凄,秋色慘淡。

使出渾身解數才用傻瓜機拍出哈勃望遠鏡的效果:


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各型過山車,像不像十八層地獄的諸種刑具:


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感恩節的餐桌要拜託兩位。誰叫你倆長得秀色可餐。


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草里馬。

天下竟然有羊駝這般溫馴可愛、憨態可掬的生物。要是老婆能生這樣的乖女兒該多好。


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幾百萬年前的生物。現在確定自己是在地獄里樂。


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然後,杯具了。

看見大房子和長長的隊伍,都沒想就跟著排進去了。

結果。是 Haunted House 

Haunted House 去過,迪士尼、六旗那種美不勝收搞笑的。

這回來真的了。牛頭馬面躲藏在暗處,冷不丁跳出來,嚇得咱撕心裂肺、慘叫連連。

出離憤怒的是,隊伍中幾個豬一樣的隊友在身後死死拽住咱的衣角,緊緊抱住咱的五花腰。

不當英雄,但絕沒想到當逃兵也如此困難。

好不容易踉蹌著衝出鬼門關。前面的老美不愧是從小嚇大的,早在外面偷笑了。


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趁熱打鐵。告訴隊伍四點鐘還有 Magic Show 

隊友們很好奇:神馬是 Magic Show ?

就是那種舞台上群魔亂舞,忽然間燈火全熄,你身後出現烏雞精。。。

若干人不約而同召開誓師大會:為了不給祖國、人民丟臉,趕緊全速撤退。

 

顯然,作鬼,咱們也只能作膽小鬼,只配看幼齒鬼節目:


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吹口吹,男魔女鬼發糖給你。


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玉米怪迷宮:


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從火車站出發,看見村莊里的小鬼子。


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女妖們辛苦了閻王爺辛苦了

遠處由 Dirty Cop Hot Witch Spicy Teacher 組成的女妖檢閱方隊正呼喊著口號通過主席台。

咱方才想起六點鐘有地獄閱兵式。

來晚了,錯過了 Sexy B 方隊,悻悻然抓拍幾張。


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戀戀不捨跟鬼爺爺、鬼奶奶道別。


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祝村友們萬聖節快樂,玩出心跳。


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(完)

Attraction: Cedar Point Amusement Park

Address: 1 Cedar Point Drive, Sandusky, OH 44870

Traffic: **

Price: **

Recommendation: *****



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回復 嘻哈:) 2014-10-31 11:57
Cedar Point一直是俺兒子的最愛。俺家兒子打小鬼膽大,沒有他不敢坐的,只有個不夠不讓他坐的。

「咱塞了兩張雷得嘎嘎演唱會門票到老婆婆手裡。」真的假的

節日快樂!
回復 清夢星河 2014-10-31 20:21
嘻哈:): Cedar Point一直是俺兒子的最愛。俺家兒子打小鬼膽大,沒有他不敢坐的,只有個不夠不讓他坐的。

「咱塞了兩張雷得嘎嘎演唱會門票到老婆婆手裡。」真的假的[em:2
哈哈哈  
回復 Monalisa 2014-10-31 22:02
這的萬聖節超好玩!
回復 秋收冬藏 2014-10-31 23:45
祝你要到一大桶糖!
回復 清夢星河 2014-11-1 09:19
Monalisa: 這的萬聖節超好玩!
大家一齊開心  
回復 清夢星河 2014-11-1 09:20
秋收冬藏: 祝你要到一大桶糖!
迄今為止,要了六次,小朋友們真開心  
回復 北美佬 2014-11-15 09:33
又過了次節,謝謝分享。
回復 清夢星河 2014-11-15 10:51
北美佬: 又過了次節,謝謝分享。
謝謝欣賞  

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