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賢妻

After being married for 40 years,

  I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car,

  slept on a sofa bed and

 watched a 10-inch black and white TV,

but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

結婚後40年，有一天，我仔細看著我的妻子，說：

「40年前我們有一間便宜的房子，一部破車，

睡在一張沙發床上，看著一台 10英寸的黑白電視機，

但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car,

a nice big bed and a large screen TV,

but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家，一部 $35,000 .00車，

一張漂亮的大床和一台大螢幕電視，

但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。

對我而言，我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。「

My wife is a very reasonable woman. 

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and

she would make sure that I would once again be

living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,

sleeping on a sofa bed and

watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。

她叫我出去找一個今年23歲的辣妹，

她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子，

開著一部破車，睡在一張沙發床，

看著一台 10英寸的黑白電視。

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

老女人不偉大嗎？

他們真的知道如何解決一個臭老頭子的問題。