狗兒子洗澡(視頻)
(謹以此文獻給所有的寵物愛好者和在地球上的所有動物)
我們愛狗族吹捧自己的寵物貓狗就像家長介紹自己的小孩上哈佛斯坦福MIT那樣,本質都是一樣,愛炫耀!也許做家長的家裡沒有寵物的或者是從沒養過寵物的就不樂意了:「什麼?拿你的狗與我家智商高而又高的小孩比?沒搞錯!」呵呵,真得沒搞錯,對我來說,我的狗狗就是我的小孩,他在我心中的份量一點也不比人在我心中的份量差。我再怎麼形容估計都沒有下面這段文字能表達我的這份愛。
To All Non-Pet
Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1 They live here. You don't.
2. If you don' t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur "niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
我家狗狗SNOOPY自八個月大被我們從收養所里收養,已經和我們生活在一起四年多了,一開始我們送他到寵物店去讓他受到專業服務給他洗澡剪指甲等,結果他去了一次以後,後來連我們走到那店的門他死活不肯進去,可見,第一次的「專業服務」一定給他帶來了難以忘卻的傷痛。後來我們當老爸老媽的就利用業餘時間「學習」,夏天在後院給他「沖涼」,冬天則在家和他老爸合用一個浴缸,從開始的那幾次用LEASH牽著強迫著他洗澡,洗的時候全身發抖,連給他肉也不吃,發展到現在一說洗澡就自覺自愿地走到該去的地方,不是吹的,視頻為證!這樣通人性的寵物叫你如何不愛!愛死為止!
媽媽恨不得也要睡到這張小床上
爸爸希望兒子參加「革命」,都瘋了!