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末日過了, 我再也不會愛了, 哈哈

作者:xoyuanfen  於 2012-12-22 14:06 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

通用分類:流水日記|已有68評論

關鍵詞:哈哈, 末日

    昨天是末日, 早上被先生的呵斥聲叫起, 驚醒后才知道不是罵我, 原來是和上海家裡在Skype。 前天送侄女回國, 21日到上海, 侄女媽媽說是末日, 不要出門, 侄女怎能同意, 如果是末日也是要和她男朋友一起度過。 爭論了半天, 侄女拿我和先生做擋箭牌, 說我和先生都說沒有末日一說, 於是出門。
    我被吵醒, 叫上女兒,表妹和先生一起去Mall里狂走鍛煉, 鍛煉好了去Godiva, 銷售小姐請我們品嘗免費巧克力, 於是不好意思買了一些, 順便買了飲料。 悲催, 散步走掉200卡, 吃了喝了2000卡。 出門一會兒才發現銷售小妹沒有收錢, 回去補錢, 銷售小姐說, 走啦, 不用了啦。 突然心情變得超好! 
    下午繼續逛街, 還去附近的天主教大教堂點了許願蠟燭。 晚上去朋友家Party, 朋友說咱們等過了零點再回家。 平安過了末日, 開心回家。 表妹在微博上轉了這篇7歲小女孩的文章。 太快樂了, 於是想把今天的快樂和大家分享。 90后都傷不起了, 我如何再愛。 

我家姑娘和表妹把它譯成英文放在Facebook上了。

"Today's weather was very nice. My father had told me that he would take me to the mall. However, he called and told me he had to work late, and help a lot of people fix their computers online. He told me to stay at home and write in my diary. My father can't keep his word; men are all like that! Always flattering women, fooling us!"

"Listening to Dandan, the day after tomorrow the world will flood, drowning us all. Either way, my mother works for the shipyard, I will just board my mom's boat. I will tell Dandan and Ma Xiaoming to both get on the boat. Ma Xiaoming chased me for a long time. The other day, he gave me an iPhone 5, though we are only "just friends." But I think there are less and less good men with money nowadays. Even though we won't get married in the end, we can still be good friends."

"That cheater Zhang Xiaotao, I'll never let him on the boat, even if he begs me! Zhang Xiaotao has crossed the seven seas, seen all the beauties of the world, but I am his true love. I was too naive in the first grade, too young and too simple. His sweet words deceived me, I just couldn't help but believe him. Last week, he fancied the beauty of another class, Xiao Yan. Now, he wants to break up with me. A hundred and thirty days of romance, so much love, and I'm dumped! Zhang Xiaotao! Have you forgotten, once upon a time, your vows? That feeling of betrayal, I'll never love again!"

"Next time I will have to find a boy born after '05. The older he is, the more I can rely on him. Boys my age just all watch Spongebob. Too childish, how can anyone bear it? Sigh!"

Teacher's comments: "98/100 Your love life is richer than mine! I'm the one who cannot bear it!"

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回復 xqw63 2012-12-22 14:14
7歲孩子寫的信,假的吧
回復 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:16
xqw63: 7歲孩子寫的信,假的吧
我也不知道啊, 很可愛的說!
回復 Giada 2012-12-22 14:17
末日過了,我今天七點到家,小女兒就說沒事兒了,現在澳大利亞已經是明天。
回復 xqw63 2012-12-22 14:18
xoyuanfen: 我也不知道啊, 很可愛的說!
咱覺得是大人模仿的
節日魚塊啊
回復 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:20
Giada: 末日過了,我今天七點到家,小女兒就說沒事兒了,現在澳大利亞已經是明天。
   朋友說瑪雅是美洲時間。 哈哈, 我們都重生了。
回復 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:20
xqw63: 咱覺得是大人模仿的
節日魚塊啊
魚塊, 可能是大學生惡搞!
回復 xqw63 2012-12-22 14:21
xoyuanfen: 魚塊, 可能是大學生惡搞!
  
回復 心隨風舞 2012-12-22 14:23
     樂死了,小朋友的字咋寫得這麼好呀。
回復 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:26
心隨風舞:       樂死了,小朋友的字咋寫得這麼好呀。
我偷了了半天! 想想還是同樂好。
回復 心隨風舞 2012-12-22 14:40
90后都傷不起了, 我如何再愛。~~~絕句。
回復 Giada 2012-12-22 14:57
xoyuanfen:    朋友說瑪雅是美洲時間。 哈哈, 我們都重生了。
   我現在還沒重生呢,還有二十分鐘。
回復 yulinw 2012-12-22 18:33
     真能編呀~~整的俺都老的要命了,更不能愛了~
回復 解濱 2012-12-22 19:01
末日總算過去啦,咱們大難不死,浴火重生,必有後福

「老師才是真正的傷不起」!!!
回復 看得開 2012-12-22 20:53
哈哈, 咋天下午我和女兒去完博物館也繼續逛mall, 也進了Godiva,     但沒有Sample呀 , 花了50塊店送了我一個10塊禮券.我們還進了Cheseecake factory買了50塊禮券拿2塊Cheseecake禮券.  
回復 fressack 2012-12-22 21:27
爸爸說畫不算話!太可耐了
回復 Lawler 2012-12-22 21:28
「回去補錢, 銷售小姐說, 走啦, 不用了啦。」 咋好事都讓你碰上涅
節日快樂,順便問一下:點了許願蠟燭,許了啥願   
回復 羽化成蝶 2012-12-22 22:08
真好玩兒!
回復 秋天的雲 2012-12-22 22:15
   管它真假,把俺逗笑了是真的。笑的感覺很爽~~
回復 豬扒戒 2012-12-22 22:15
    緊跟形勢,獻花!XO 節日快樂。
回復 總裁判 2012-12-22 22:17
上海話里本來就沒「愛」這個辭彙,只有「歡喜」,進一步叫「切」,切薩特儂!
不是說沒有愛,而是愛用得多不見得好;官話說「愛吃」,吃起來不管三七念一,檔次會得高伐啦?什麼都加個愛,愛哭,愛鑽狗洞,愛用哪一種草紙擦屁股?

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